Elsewhere on this planet at this very moment, an art addict is attempting to score some alphahol.

From Liberty Meadows to sum' pretty Liberated Muh-F__kers!!!



---With Regards, Respect and Many, Many Apologies to Mr. Frank Cho (Creator of the Comic Strip, "Liberty Meadows" [http://www.libertymeadows.com/]).

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CWCOC Small Business Expo, September 24th, 2011 ((VIDEO PRESENTATION-PLEASE PRESS PLAY AND WATCH))



My name is L. Llewellyn James and this is a short promotional film which I had directed, photographed and edited on behalf of the State of Connecticut Caribbean World Chamber of Commerce.


I am the owner of Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Art Studios, and I am a professional videographer, filmmaker, writer, illustrator and voice-over artist with a wealth of experience in all of the aforementioned disciplines.

I own my own editing and film-making facilities, as well as specialize in all manner of graphic design, creative writing including promotional writing for public relations and media marketing press kits and News Stories., illustration ranging from portraiture, packaging and logo design as well as voice-over narration for film and radio.

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As they both prepared to attend this evening's festive Costume Ball, ABig, Beautiful Woman Named Mary-Lou looked on with a mixture of boredom and pity at the flailing gestures of her best friend, Peggy-Lee, as Mary-Lou couldn't decide which concept she found more saddening:



A) Some people are unable to free themselves in a positive or uplifting way from the humdrum and everyday of this life without first donning a MASK...

or B) Halloween only comes but once a year.


Well, for what it's worth, I hope all of you happy havoc-wreakers had a safe return from Halloween, 2011...
However, THIS illustrator opted to stay home, whiling away the hours watching films running a full gamut as varied as  "Oh, Brother, Where Art Thou" to "Rashomon" that night...and (in all likelihood) every other All hollow's eve thereafter, far into the foreseeable future...

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Review of new art-book: "Shadow ball in Jasper's Town" ((VIDEO PRESENTATION-PLEASE PRESS "PLAY" AND WATCH))



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Othello, The Legendary Dark-Skinned War Hero and Moor of Venice immortalized by William Shakespeare, contemplates his own possible range of emotions for the good lady, Desdemona.


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Queen Nanny of The Maroons



Somewhere within the now-difficult-to-explore, vaulted corridors of the mass history of the Colonial Slave Trade of Africans in the New World, Caribbean Military Myth, Anglo-Saxon intrigue and the legends of Jamaican Folklore resides one of the single most explosive tales in the entire lexicon of African heroism in bondage: this tapestry of myth and reality is known popularly in Jamaican culture as Queen Nanny of the Maroons.

Reputed to have been a mighty military strategist and sorceress in her native Ghana, the fierce warrior woman depicted here had been brought to the new world while in the shackles of dehumanizing woe, after having been thrust from her rightful place as a regent and commander of great armies of African might by the white capitalist zeal of slave-masters and military generals with no compulsion, compassion or common decency toward any man or woman of color.

However, as she found herself walking in forcible servitude in an 18th Century Jamaica now fully wracked with consistent rumblings of slave rebellion, this Nubian-black warrior princess would find herself called upon again to enact her majestic powers of divination and fearsome military prowess (emulative and, no doubt, directly influenced by the long legacy of black military geniuses such as Hannibal and the Zulu nations of Western Africa) in the service of a new impetus: freedom and unfettered emancipation from British Colonial rule, on shores and island principalities all but foreign and alien to her own people.

Nevertheless, according to the hallowed legends of her life, this 18th century, fist-to-cuff freedom fighter would go on to prove not just merely a shrewd combatant against the British, but also a feared and revered mystic siren reputed to wield control over life and death itself as she melded the ancient ways of the far-flung African homeland with the new fighting implements of her racist, British Colonial captors.

In fact, Nanny has gone on to enjoy a sort of spectral beatification to this day in the Caribbean as a result of her reputation as a visionary, hand-to-hand combat saint: Nanny would be made sole, matriarchal head of the now-indigenous Maroon Tribe of Jamaica as she would prove successful in leading the African slaves of Jamaica in warding off the advances of the befuddled, technologically superior forces of the English Crown of the time, laughing to scorn the alleged primacy of White racist dictate while mauling Britain’s best trained soldiers in battle, all while valiantly holding aloft her majestic African staff of power with one clenched fist of feminine fury.


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Are you Proud to Be from the Ghetto? ((VIDEO PRESENTATION- PLEASE PRESS "PLAY" AND WATCH))




This is an excerpt from a 2 1/2 hour documentary/social activism event which I had hosted and moderated, as well as directed and edited the DVD film for, all on behalf of the African-American Historical Association of Fairfield County, Connecticut.


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A Beautiful Crime Graphiti Art Show (VIDEO PRESENTATION-PLEASE PRESS "PLAY" AND WATCH))



This is a segment on a breakthrough Graphiti Art Show held in Connecticut in April, 2011 which I had narrated, directed, written, photographed and edited on behalf of the African-American Historical Association of Fairfield County.

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Fairies VIII:The Archangel Gabriella



There is a nexus between Heaven and Hell wherein the eye of God is a crescent of satin-hued undulation and fire-billowing turmoil. Atop this concave and robust seat of conscious power rests a guardian of the most oft-fabled hinter-roads and less traveled peaks of the karma-teetering cosmos.


This being has been known, feared, worshipped and observed in a variety of different manifestations throughout human history: in the time of The Roman Empire, this entity had been obsessed with attempting to change the naturally froward predilections of the Godless denizens of the earth while using a potent assemblage of bows and arrows hewn from the substance of God’s ethereal spirit dominion.


Thus, the Romans dubbed the being Cupid, the God of Love, as the most high Patrician lords of Roman society found it pleasurable to metamorphose a harbinger of death into a salutation of great kindness.


The Being had once even been the mythic phoenix, as she had been observed weeping such tears of dreadful calamity at spectacles such as the burning of The Library of Alexandria, the willful mauling of Copernicus and Galileo, the killing of the saints at Auschwitz, Dachau --and even the far too numerous ghettos of our own present day-- that the soul-pores of her ethereal flesh had been emblazoned to the point of toxicity.


Now: her visage simply treads in the upper-most vantage points of the universal divide between The Creator and The Created, preparing subtly to arise from the heart shaped crescent seat of God’s mind. This rippling ocean of God’s intellect will very shortly be revealed as either a silkily substantial afterlife of contentment or an endlessly churning furnace of blood-red torpor lying at the ready for us all.


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WRITER/ILLUSTRATOR'S NOTE: This nude figure in this illustration is based upon the exceptional physique and well-hewn frame of a mysterious woman calling herself "Prettiest Woman Alive",  with an extensive retinue of nude, semi-nude and other erotically charged imagery of herself available exclusively on that expansive and incredibly implosive reservoir of all things shared photographically, Flickr.com.

Feel free to see more of Prettiest Woman Alive's full color photography via her photostream on flickr.com, by clicking here.



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Wonder Woman: Her New Lasso and My Latest Lamentation




[writer's note: I had originally stated that the creator of Wonder Woman had been Chestor Gould. However, I had suffered a regrettable lapse in memory, in confusing Gould (The Creator of Dick Tracy) with Marston. I apologize for that error, and sincerely appreciate the correction from the anonymous blogger in the comment section at the end of this posting.]

As many reading this message are no doubt aware, there has been no inconsiderable amount of argument and irate speculation on the recent rethinking and re-imagining of the visual auspices of that most seminal DC Comics Character, Wonder Woman.

Apparently, DC Comics and the hierarchical potentates thereof have been readily seizing upon the alleged “stuffiness” of the Amazonian Siren-Heroine’s costume Couture, deciding to hire famed Comic Artist of the moment Jim Lee to revamp Wonder Woman’s image into something that could potentially be deemed to be more “contemporary”.

However, within the first few months of 2010 (immediately after the unveiling of the character’s new “threads”), the new character design has been unarguably denigrated and pitiably vilified by every thronging component of societal fashion and commentary imaginable.

At any rate, I decided to ply my somewhat meager resources to my own re-amalgamation of Wonder Woman, while keeping firmly in mind the original intent of Her Creator and initial illustrator, One Charles Marston.

Marston, an unabashed purveyor of kink and sexual sado-masochism, had the unregulated gall and ferocity of singular vulgarity to create Wonder Woman in the late 40s as nothing more than an excuse to fiendishly slip into mainstream American Comic book Culture imagery and portent more befitting a bondage and spanking fetish catalog from Frederick’s of Hollywood.

Indeed, if one were to peruse the original run of Wonder Woman as She had appeared under the stewardship of Mr. Marston, one’s modern sensibilities would be quite amused (and/or bewildered) at the sheer audacity of Marston’s incorporation of copious images of Dominatrix Spanking, sheer legged bondage and other assorted camp sex kitsch better regulated to the back rooms of S and M parlors…as opposed to mass market books for children.

Even as I recognize the innate redundancy of the two previous paragraphs to one another, I feel as though it requires restating: Marston’s entire intent was to sublimate (rather than augment) the status of woman to his own prurient desires.

In fact, I believe that Marston would be more than just a tad bit amused by the manner in which Wonder Woman’s image has been co-opted by The Women’s Liberation Movement…as members of that movement seem completely oblivious to the character’s less than “feminine empowering” past.



At any rate, my design isn’t particularly ground-breaking in any real degree: the only real innovation is my contribution of thinking about what to do with that most noxious “magic Lasso”. I’ve opted to try to make the Lasso an almost “living” part of the character by having it all wrap tightly around her right leg. Thus, the lasso would uncoil itself at will from her leg, when she mentally “orders” it to do so.


Also, I would argue that, in my own attempt to reincorporate the innately “covertly sexualized” nature of the character (by making the lasso a sort of symbiotic “garter belt”), perhaps I’ve made something with at least that addition to the “legend” which may just appease This Character’s thronging legion of presently peeved Fans...as well as the daringly “genre-bending” Marston himself

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The African-American Historical Association of Fairfield County, Connecticut's Quarterly Newsletter, Nov. 2011-Jan. 2012

      Below is an example of my work as a Graphic Designer: I had been the Graphic Designer for this edition of the African-American Historical Association of Fairfield County, Connecticut's Quarterly Newsletter for November, 2011-Jan. 2012.  
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AAHA Newsletter Vol. 2 Issue 2

I Thank Thee, Oh Lord Father God in Heaven For Thy Many Blessings andFavors, as My D-Cups Now Officially Runneth Over.



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A Topless Black Woman-Dedicated to Chris Lindberg



As this illustration had been something I'd just simply whipped up late last year, I hadn't truly felt the need to post it to the internet in any real vein or seriousness (as I had found it nothing more than a rather jejune exercise in speedy sketching).


However, perhaps that had all been nothing more than a ruse I'd foisted onto myself, in order to avoid the truth of the strange story surrounding it all: I am a member of a rather popular group on Yahoo called Pin-Up Heaven (a group whose administrator, One Mistress Khwan, actually appears in another of my illustrations on this site entitled "Mistress Khwan Ubon, One of The Most Saucily Delineated Web-RingMasters of This Circus Known as Cyberspace"), and after being a member regularly posting illustrations of nude and semi-nude women onto this group's bulletin board for nigh a year, one EXTREMELY ardent member named Chris Lindberg sent me a private e-mail, with an equally "challenging" request.


Apparently, Mr. Lindberg had had opportunity to take a look at another one of my pieces entitled "A Large Bottomed Latina" (also, available for perusal on this site).


As a result, Mr. Lindberg had been quite enthused in a fashion I can only describe as...well, again, "EXTREMELY ENRAPTURED".


Mr. Lindberg continued to state that he would appreciate it if I could create a piece wherein a black woman would stand "topless, wearing nothing more than blue jeans, while bare-footed, with a dagger tattooed onto her left breast while clutching her chest in a writhing ballet of pain, with her eyes clenched and teeth in a death-grip of fear."


I am, of course, paraphrasing.


However, not by much.


Flummoxed and flabbergasted, I responded (rather sheepishly, I'm afraid) that I found his idea fearsome, startling and one of the most terrifyingly, overtly caterwauling ideas I had ever had the distinct opportunity to read with my own eyes. I also stated that I would accept the challenge.


However, all of this had happened in late 2008, and I became enmeshed in other things.


Again, without warning, Mr. Lindberg contacts me again via E-mail in mid 2009, pleading with me to take another look at the original ideas he had submitted.


In a sudden flush of shame, I took to adminstering this very quick sketch.


However, if anyone would like to take a exhaustive,non-ordinary and (doubtless) excruciatingly debauched try at Mr. Lindberg's original "visual stimulus package", I'm sure the rest of us ---including the ever-vigilant Mr. Lindberg-- would laud your efforts to stimulate the increasingly "originality depressed" region of existence known as " Cyberspace Country" (HA!)

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Girl # 3 cleaning up a spill on Self-Checkout Aisle #7- Now THAT'S one COOL Cucumber (or: The Proper way to Throughly Check One's Melons For Blemishes)



A rather speedily rendered color interpretation of the ...ahem..."inordinately grandiose" physical acumen of that most sumptuous siren of the Photo Sharing Multi-Verse that is http://www.flickr.com/, the ever mysterious nymph known only as "Girl #3".
(7/25/2010):**WRITER/ILLUSTRATOR'S NOTE: Since I had originally posted this illustration, the model upon whom I had based it has since reverted to using a username more reminiscent of a actual, birth-bequeathed moniker. Even as I will forever miss referring to her as "Girl #3", this lovely model may now be found on Flickr.com under what I can only asuume to be her real name, "Amanda Reina".
You may find her new page on flickr, by clicking here

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Commercial for the Chocolate City News ((VIDEO PRESENTATION-PLEASE PRESS "PLAY" AND WATCH))



Here is a piece of filmmaking I had edited, photographed and executed in it's entirety as a director on behalf of The Chocolate City News, an urban periodical and Newspaper published and distributed from Stamford, Connecticut (it's, needless to say, one of the most intriguing reads you're going to find in a periodical, and you may give them a try and learn more at their official website at www.chocolatecitynews.com).

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The Most Worthy of Woodland Creatures II: When Nature Calls

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Great Britain (and the completely invented variation of English GothicArchitecture is also somewhat lovely as well, We can assure you)



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WHY IN THE HELL ISN'T THERE ANY DRUG SCREENING OF EMPLOYEES OR MEDICAL PERSONNEL WORKING IN AMERICA'S HOSPITALS???? ((AUDIO PRESENTATION: PLEASE PRESS "PLAY" AND LISTEN))

WHY IN THE HELL ISN'T THERE ANY DRUG SCREENING OF EMPLOYEES OR MEDICAL PERSONNEL WORKING IN AMERICA'S HOSPITALS???? by L. Llewellyn James  

This is a small (though important) snippet from a recording of a symposium on the challenges posed to the American Health Care industry in the 21st Century held at the Westport Public Library in Westport, CT on November 15th, 2010. 

In essence, the discussion involved the participation of 2 estimable intellectuals who have proclaimed and extolled themselves as individuals with a dire concern about the state of health care in America: David Goldhill is the President and CEO of The Game Show Network, who experienced a good deal of consternation about the illogical state of the Health care industry in America as he watched his own father die in a hospital. 

That experience has given Mr. Goldhill a good deal of impetus in addressing the ways through which Health Care in America must be improved. Thus, Mr. Goldhill is in the midst of writing a through, book-length examination on the subject. 

However, Mr. Goldhill has also authored an extensive article on the American Health Care System's lack of quality control which had been the September 2009 Cover Story of The Atlantic Magazine. 

He has given countless discussions on ways to improve the health care system, which have been seriously entertained by the Harvard School of Medicine as well as the Obama White House. 

The second participant in the symposium is Irving Wladawsky-Berger, an professional computer engineer who is regarded as the father of open-source software technology. He is also VP Emeritus at IBM, a consultant at IBM and Citigroup, as well as a visiting lecturer at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. 

However, the first voice that you will hear in this recording is my own. My name is L. Llewellyn James and I presently work as a writer and illustrator in Bridgeport, CT (http://www.alphaholism.com) . I am also a former, award-winning employee of the single largest health-care facility in Fairfield County, Connecticut (located in the Gold Coast of the American Eastern Seaboard). 

In short, you will hear me discussing my own fright and disdain for the lack of oversight of illicit drug use that I had observed among several of my fellow co-workers on hospital grounds. 

In spite of reporting this sort of activity to my supervisors at the aforementioned hospital (as well as to the State of Connecticut's Department of Public Health), I became increasingly frustrated by the lack of care, concern and integrity displayed by so many health care Professionals in the light of the danger drug-using hospital employees pose to helpless, physiologically aggrieved patients. 

If at all interested, you may also click the following link to hear this podcast in it's entirety (the snippet presented here appears at the 53:15 mark of the larger podcast recording): http://www.westportlibrary.org/digital/podcasts/healthcare-challenges-community-conversation 

Pass it on, and don't pass this shameful behavior onto either your loved ones or future generations. 

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Radio Promotion for the African-American Historical Association of Fairfield County, Connecticut ((AUDIO PRESENTATION: PLEASE PRESS "PLAY" AND LISTEN))

AAHA promo for WPKN by L. Llewellyn James  

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Untitled, Unbridled, Underestimated, Unadulterated and Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Nude Figure Study #1

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Untitled, Unbridled, Underestimated, Unadulterated and Alphaholics Non-Anonymous Nude Figure Study #2

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Untitled, Unbridled, Underestimated, Unadulterated and AlphaholicsNon-Anonymous Nude Figure Study #3



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Untitled, Unbridled, Underestimated, Unadulterated and AlphaholicsNon-Anonymous Nude Figure Study #4: Oh Brother, What It Be Like?



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The Spartan Warriors of Salt Lake Citadel, Utah and The Rebellion inThe Badlands



By the end of the 21st Century, the religious organization known both officially as The Church of Latter-Day Saints and popularly as the Mormon Movement will face a dissimulation in it's membership and popularity in the Midwest and most regions of Middle America as a result of stagnating membership amongst it's flock, the rise of a new totalitarian political regime originating from the outward regions of the Northwestern Pacific and (most specifically) the failure of the realization of the prophesies as written by Mormon Founder Joseph Smith in it's central religious manifesto “The Book of Mormon”.

Of course, the one most central thesis of this extraordinary, American-created religious consortium of Christianity-based Theological intrigue currently states that when the Kingdom of The God of Israel returns to reclaim its rightful dominion over the prefecture of Planet Earth as well as the heavens above it, the seat of god's kingdom will be secured directly in the original location of a mystic region of land described in The Book of Genesis as the first acreage of earth ever to know the foot tread of Humans, The Garden of Eden---which the Mormon faith indicates had originally been in Branson, Missouri.



Even when presented with the convex argument that the Garden of Eden would have been originally situated in Africa (as per The Book of Genesis describing it as a region located between the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers), the Mormon Church will remain resolute in their own very individualistic interpretation of the Holy Bible, as seen through the interpretive eyes of their founders and it's own Book of Mormon.



This trend will continue up until the dissolution of the U.S. Government as we know it, which will occur by the year 2087.



This chain of events will be precipitated by the colossal breakdown of the entire economic status quo of mainstream Corporate America, a regrettable exhausting of the United States' once seemingly inexhaustible slate of innate natural resources coupled with a depleting of America's marketability in the face of widespread illiteracy and rampant joblessness. This will all result in a populace staring fixedly at a new American Dark Age, while the boundaries of the western states and provinces become transient and lacking for any sort of logical demarcation.



As the nation turns to widespread violence, noisome moral depravity and sociological malaise, the last surviving members of the leadership of the still economically immaculate Mormon Church begin to retool its message from one of eventual salvation to yet another, steeped lavishly in another classicist ideal: The Way of The Warrior, stalwart and unencumbered in any manner by fear.



By resolving to discard the tenets of Christianity while embracing anew the legend of that most legendary of Warrior tribes from the Annals of Western Military History -- The Spartans -- The Mormons rechristen their group The Regeneral Militia of The Caste of The Clouds.



In desperate response to the teeming barbarism of the unsettling times and mores of an American Culture firmly imploding into quite disconcerting volatility, The former Mormon leadership will delve heavily into not merely Spartan Legend, but also Celtic folklore, Zulu Tribal Training and the faith mores of the Norse Viking.


In so doing, This new sect of warriors will be trained from birth to think in terms of their own lineage being literally “descended from the firmament of the above realms beyond the clouds of earth”, placed here on this planet to hew and sculpt their minds, bodies and resources of dexterity into something “more than mere flesh and sinew”.



In essence, both male and female members of The Regeneral Militia of The Caste of The Clouds will be indoctrinated into the finer points of athleticism, hunting, fighting, battle preparedness and wilderness survival in fashions every bit as brutal and potentially spirit hardening, as those endured by Spartan soldiers in Ancient Greece (including the full re-enacting of such classic Spartan doctrine such as compulsory enlistment for every male in the “military apparatus”, complete involvement in the hunting of humans and other prey in the wilderness outside of Spartan society without Adult aid at ages as young as 6 or 7, and the complete immersion into patriarchal sexual prejudices---including homosexuality amongst male and female members of the “Holy Caste of The Clouds”).



In the scene depicted herein, we are witnessing two young male competitors within the Caste of The Clouds who have, by the rights of Caste Constitutional fiat, been relegated to venturing out from their tribal homestead in the dusk-settled valleys of what had once been metropolitan Salt Lake City, Utah and into the considerably untoward ramparts of what The Caste called “Middle Earth America”: namely, the violently raging prairies of what had been the bordering states of Nevada, Arizona and (the prime site of peoples regarded by the Caste as “sanctimonious barbarians”) California.



As predetermined by the Laws of The Way of The Caste, these two young men endeavor to do battle with the countless scores of lawless brigands outside of the tightly secured homestead of The Caste. They have just both successfully completed their training with an official ceremonial observance performed at the Caste Worship Altar of The Clouds far behind them, in the rear right.



Now both having been given the official military rank of “Elder”, these young men must walk with great rigor while always nude, carrying a simulacrum of a weapon called a “Cloud Scythe” (so named and shaped, as an allegory to the biblical ideal given by Jesus in The New Testament of the Kingdom of God “sowing seeds” of belief in the “sometimes fertile, often unfertile fields” which The Caste of The Clouds consider the hardened hearts of men, while eventually returning to “reap” and collect the fruits of “laboring in faith”).



In fact, these young Elders of The Caste of Clouds are sanctioned to deliver a message championing the idea of senseless murder, rape and darkness of spirit into being reconnoitered into conditioned warfare abilities, potent military might and fearless (though, allegedly, “noble”) capacities in hand to hand combativeness which would be (theoretically) second to none.



Even as the mission of The Regeneral Militia of The Caste of The Clouds has proven wildly popular with many (resulting in many converts to this new “Faith of Fury and Fighting with Fate” in regions as scattered and dissimilar in danger and dilemma as the former Oregon, Colorado, New York State and even the notorious badlands of the territories these new Caste of The Clouds Elders are destined to arrive in on foot: California), these young men are alternately quite aware of the sacrifice made by so many others who have braved the elements of “military mission creating”.



This is easily evidenced by the numerous, unmarked Tablets of Beatification depicted on the right surrounding the Caste of Clouds' Worship altar (erected in deference to numerous Missionary Military Elders who've been felled in the midst of their missionary duties), as well as the still unmarried, nubile female members of the caste known as “thigh-flashers” on the far, darkened left (so named in deference to their ancient female precursors from Spartan Civilization, both of which are renowned for their physical prowess, their unparalleled beauty and their infamously voracious sexual appetites and submissiveness).

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The First Couple Before The Final Fall



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The Running of The Childless Widow in Neo-Jerusalem



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High Rise Gated Community II- Escape from Neo-New York starring Julie Strain



"Violence has taken the most severe and preemptive precedent and statute of import, over the most salient and savory in comparison concepts of moral imperative and desire for human companionship, as the entirety of humanity continues to dissect itself with haste, resulting in an even more stark and ravenous dissimulation and darkened line of contrast separating the most oppressively poverty stricken...and us.



"We, the conclave of the Continental Confederation of The Absolutist Monarchy of Neo-New York, believe it our sole right and sovereign goal as the chosen Men and Women of the ever triumphant Materialism-Minded Godhead, to separate from the common human degenerates and vermin who live outside of our gleaming metropolises forevermore, irrespective of whether they be our former brethren of America or our just as accursed enemies wearing an Islamic Crown. We render this decree on this, the Year of our Lord-Mother 2334 A.D., thus ensuring our right to continued existence, racial purity, and enshrined apathy toward those whose lineage is not at pure as our own..."



------with the preceding words, the present day Island of Manhattan will declare its independence from the Continental United States, thus severing its inclusion in the entirety of American Life Forever on August 13th, 2334, in the preamble of it's newly created Island-wide Mandate and Constitutional Charter.



The inhabitants of Manhattan, still reeling from the fallout of America's 3rd straight Century of involvement in The Right War of The Way (known presently in our own time as "The War on Terror"), will become fatigued with the constant barrage of suicide bombers, intercontinental terror regimes, Islamic Fascist demagogery and countless numbers of lost citizens as it will continue to be shown to the world at large as The Ever Shimmering City of Progress, Innovation and (in the opinion of chagrined, distressed New Yorkers) symbol of American Might, ever resolute in the face of those whom The Western World deemed "The Scourge of Capitalistic Creationism": The ever vilified Muslim Cyber-States of Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan and Meta-Mesopotamia.



As The Island of Manhattan will declare its sovereignty from the entirety of The Continental United States, it will also truncate all communication and further involvement with the other hallowed "satellite areas" comprising the other four boroughs of New York: Staten Island, The Bronx, Queens and Brooklyn.



In many cases, the Prime Judiciary and newly elected Governing Council of The Independent Cyber-State of Neo-New York will declare that any relatives of citizens of Neo-New York living in the other 4 boroughs would be henceforth rendered incapable of visiting the former Manhattan, thus curtailing any and all communication with denizens in regions as close as Long Island or Brooklyn.



In fact, The Neo-New York Governing Council will go so far as to demolish The Brooklyn and George Washington Bridges, the internal Subway Systems of the island, The Statue of Liberty and Ellis Island as well as all ability to connect to any realms beyond the island, ensuring that Neo-New York would be able to attempt to realize it's new vision of being what it's Governing Council will view as a "return to pure capital-minded Materialism and financial absolutism, as The one true God Mother, Father and Son intended."



After suffering through over 250 years of constant barrages of terror cells literally imploding in the most sensitive regions of Manhattan, the citizens of the newly christened Neo-New York will quite happily look forward to its new status of "honorable non-alignment" with The United States, which The Governing Council of Neo-New York will guarantee that it can  enforce with its private stock of over 5000 Nuclear and bio-chemical long range missiles at the ready--all of which could be readily dispatched in a strike against Washington, in less than 3 minutes.



On February 14th, 2335, however, the United States Government will decide to enact a terrorist operation by Executive Order against the hierarchy of the Governing Council of Neo-New York, by sending a special forces lieutenant Colonel and particularly aggressive member of American/Christian Co-IntelPro named Abigail "Abilene Texas Tornado" Tommagrasin into the former Manhattan Island, in an effort to infiltrate one of the underground Nuclear Missile Silos hidden deep in the former subway stations and underground railway lines along the heart of the expansive, technologically impressive city.



Lieutenant Colonel Tommagrasin's mission will  involve simply causing a cascade meltdown of the nuclear material processing and missile manufacturing facility, thus decimating the city and coating 35% percent of the American Eastern Seaboard with toxic, unimaginable levels of nuclear and biochemical radiation.



If successful, the President-Emperor in Washington along with his military advisors at The Octagon could be assured that Neo-New York would pay for it's treachery in daring to question the "spiritual or financial protocols" of The United States under their rule...while the ever vigilant and loyal Lieutenant Colonel Tommagrasin could look forward to entering into what her Marine Corp Military Clerics and Spiritual advisors at the Octogon will have assured her would be a beautiful and absolutely pressure free afterlife, wherein she was quite certain to be welcomed by a smiling phalanx of muscular, well-endowed, young and perfectly tanned men of exquisite beauty each capable of having sexual intercourse with her for 26-48 hours at a time without rest, coital re-enervation or any need for ceasing from the exertion.

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Dita Von Teese: Always a Bridesmaid, Never A Bore

Yes, this illustration is based upon the inestimable visage of that most engaging American erotic model of our age (who is, so often, comfortably compared to that lamentably deceased siren of an earlier age, Betty Page), Ms. Dita Von Teese.

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Fairies VII: A Tale of Two Chimera (or: The Filth and The Fairy)

For the past 6 centuries, the spiritual nation-states of these two fairies have been participating in the single most spectacularly bloody and senseless war of continual attrition in the history of the celestial mythos: The Cyclacimbaline Blood Feud.

Unknown to most of humanity, the celestial nations of Cerisonsi and Piowia have been committed to a long struggle over which of these two alternative halves of the collective race of mythic organisms renowned popularly as either "fairies" or "Chimera" (under the former term, winged women of great prestige and ethereal power within the cosmos or --within the definitive guidelines of the latter term-- spiritual entities comprised of a wide variety of different anthropological, physical properties) would inevitably be allowed the responsibility to defend and turn humanity from it's own innate, warlike tendencies.

In a cruel turn of a most malevolent and unhappy irony, even as the asexual, female inhabitants of the "fairy" nations of Cerisonsi and Piowia were created and designed by The Creator of The Universe to fulfill a mission of peace-keeping and spiritual entreaty for the mind and higher self of man, these otherwise comely and beautiful maidens from the mystic aperture of time and space have devolved into two continually aggressive, brutalization enacting camps.

As both the Piowia Warrior drone on the right and the Cerisonsi Battle Fairy on the left share the exact same genetic heritage, the viewer would not have to make an extreme nor meticulous study of both entities in order to espy an unmistakable resemblance marking both species intractable from one another.

The figure on the left is a junior member of the collective of Cerisonsi foot soldiers, fighting at over 15,000,000,000 strong. Even as her robust and most voluptuous figure could very well denote a gregarious state, she is in fact not motivated by any instincts with any remote resemblance to sexual stirring. She remains ever ready for the instant demonstration of battle prowess against any Piowia counterpart put within her crosshairs.

Even as the viewer may well note the alleged superiority in the armament and battle-worn persona of the Cerisonsi Warrior Fairy, the viewer would be well advised to be averse to being led astray by the seemingly beatific in comparison visage of the Piowia warrior drone, to the right.

In fact, many observers in the celestial realm not directly involved with the conflict record the Piowia Nation as being responsible for the conflict between it and the Cerisonsi, from the outset.

Believing themselves to be far more beautiful, noble and sensitive in comparison to their admittedly more subtle and humble Cerisonsi kin, The Piowia allegedly initiated hostilities with the Cerisonsi by murdering the Cerisionsi High Priestess, Her Most Peaceable Servant and Slave to The Most High Creator, Mistress Cyclacimbaline circa the year 1423, A.D.

Mistress Cyclacimbaline had advocated a direct unification between The Cerisonsi and The Piowia, as both camps understood that the beginning of a lengthy period of potential bloodshed and globally adverse human historical record would be impending as a result of the imminent traversing of the Atlantic Ocean by Christopher Columbus less than 59 years later.

The Piowians insisted that the beloved priestess had taken her own life, as a result of her grief at being continually denied the ability to replicate either a proper mate or even a genetically identical progeny via asexual replication.

After the still-mysterious murder (or, according to Piowian history, suicide) of Priestess Cyclacimbaline, tempers flared in the two now visibly divided halves of the "Fairy/Chimerian Kingdom".

Cerisonsi Historical Documentation still records that the Piawians were attempting to nullify the impending peace treaty between the two nations by murdering Cyclacimbaline, forging a new campaign of genocide against the "defenseless" Cerisonsi while planning to also disavow the spiritual mandate to facilitate peace amongst humans--thus, in essence, scheming to take the helm of leadership amidst the homo-sapien species, as well.

At the beginning of this conflict in the 15th century, the Piowia clans were at the very least as equally impressive a contingent of warriors and assembled mass, with over 23,000,000,000 soldiers and priestesses of their own.

However, as the Cerisonsi have proven quite a good deal more adept at using and refurbishing human tools of warfare than the Piowia for use in the conflict, the Piowia have suffered extraordinary casualty losses, particularly over the past 2 centuries of the conflict.

Proving ever resilient, however, the Piowian clans have been able to improve their techniques with sheer guerrilla warfare and innovative solutions to sky-fighting such as "Cloud - Trench Ambush" (Using Cloud cover in the skies as camouflage, while invading Cerisonsi Strongholds hidden from human view in the alternate dimension of the "Third heaven"--an invisible realm high in the stratosphere above Earth's ground level, described briefly by The Apostle Paul in The New Testament of The Holy Bible [2nd Corinthians Ch.12:1-5]), while utilizing more common, less ostentatious tools in opposition against the Cerisonsi Machine guns, Full Tang Swords with Blood Grooves and ergonomically shaped, multi-blade Scythes.

Of course, as the Cerisonsi and The Piowia continue their mutual blood letting amongst one another, The Creator of The Universe's original mission statement for the two groups has been utterly lost.

This resulted in Columbus Sailing errantly across The Atlantic Ocean in search for a new "spice route" to India, thus landing in what we know today as the modern "Americas" of The Caribbean and North America.

However, The Creator of The Universe originally wished the Fairies to, among other things, serve as a guide for Columbus to his intended destination---or, if all else fails, kill both him and his entire crew---thus allowing the indigenous, still peaceful peoples of the Caribbean, North America and Africa the opportunity to develop more specialized, comparable arms for defense against European technological terror.


As many peaceful people were terrorized and destroyed by the imminent arrival of Eurocentric, warlike tendencies, there is nothing left for either Humanity or The Fairies other than the ignominious and hastening desert of their own souls, the rapid dilapidation of their mutual planet in the face of technological devastation, pollution, mental corruption and all the violations that have put the entire ecosystem on the brink of collapse...just as, according to the commentary of some critics and possibly overly cynical observers of this calamity, The Creator originally intended.

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Mindgum ((VIDEO PRESENTATION-PLEASE PRESS "PLAY" AND WATCH))



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The Maiden and The Merciless Minotaur

As the vapidness of the remainder of the evening hastened upon the Lord Minotaur, Beliaetihignerhis -- the winged vassal residing in the service of Those Whom Are Never, Ever Named -- He  reasoned that his time to dine upon fresh carrion from above had indeed arrived.


Over 2 of our millennium ago,  Beliaetihignerhis had been recognized as a vizier and regent in waiting in the lower echelons of The Dark Kingdom Rarely Ever Seen Although Forever, Always  Sought all as a result of selling his soul to forces and principalities which rule therein.

Before that event  had occurred, however, He had been simply a hapless young beggar, penniless and distraught over the constant teasing and sexual, verbal and psychological bullying of his step-father.  This woefully inadequate, tertiary father figure actually blamed him for the death of his equally pauper and mendicant mother.


At that time, the being known now within the inner circle of The Ever Unnamed, Evil Kingdom as Addendum Lord Beliaetihignerhis lived in the provinces of modern Romania, well before the beginning of the Crusades. He suffered his human "death" before he had turned seventeen years old, as the sacrificial knife he drove up to the hilt into the sleeping, furrowed brow of his stepfather glinted in the night air outside of the dank gypsy caravan they shared with the other dregs of the moment populating European society.


At that moment, the young boy unfastened the sacrificial knife from the cranium of his predatory stepfather, plunging it into his own sternum. As he did so, the boy recited an incantation given him by a supposedly kindly, bowed-over-with-age octogenarian gypsy man-witch with glee in his toothless, swaying gait and malevolence in his posture.


As the blood flowed from the self-inflicted wound, a dutifully dispatched netherrealm "healer" allowed the boy his wish: to soar above the vestiges of this corrupt, hostile sphere of cunning and depravity he had known as "The Earth of God"--not unlike the child Icarus of Greek Legend had fled from the mortal trappings of this planet.


The demon cooed with satisfaction, as the suddenly transformed, previously pitiable boy became a muscular, horned behemoth with the strength of 70 men and the emotional polarity of a 1000 forever burning, scathingly undeviating, wax-and-body-blistering suns.


However, when one does allow the legions of the other side of good to confer "treatises and favors" upon you, one must always consider the ransom and costs thereof: in his new state, the boy must always rend and rip the flesh of the most nubile and beautiful maidens imaginable, corrupting them wholly with the same beguiling menace used to entrap the original, holy couple at the beginning of time. The boy would even inherit the serpentine, coiling manifestation of The Great One Who Those Never Named Revere As Their Savage Lord of Chaos, which that irredeemably evil entity had used cunningly to deceive the Mother of The First Amongst Mankind into imbibing of the fruit of Tree of the knowledge of Good and Evil.


Addendum Lord Beliaetihignerhis lives amongst us, ensnaring the hapless and those as hopeless as he had been, even when they may be in the midst of prayer.


He never loosens his icy grip, and never allows a single victim to abscond into the night. Their remains become just so much wisps of ivory and glinting husks of  lifeless marrow  as it is all collected in The Realms Those Who Are Wise Do Well Not To Enter.  The memories of his victims will be mourned as passionately as the memory of that now-eternally transformed boy's mother remains consequential in Beliaetihignerhis' still intact, now almost antiquated-beyond-human-reckoning mind.


Even as the spirit of that kind woman watches disapprovingly at the fate of her only child from the safe vantage point of the bosom of the Lord of Light, who prepares presently to eviscerate and destroy both Beliaetihignerhis and the rest of his doomed lot in the upcoming, final battle.

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Now who precisely,may we ask, does indeed wear the pants around here?



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